Dave Barry, America's funniest columnist (and a staunch supporter of petanque), is in Beijing covering the Olympics.
So if you want nothing but the real facts about the Games, the God of Longevity or the Great Wall, his daily columns are a must read.
Prepare to crack up, because his wit is breaking records again.
Miami Herald - Dave Barry columns
(scroll down the page to see all columns)
Dave Barry's Blog with photos